Finola has the biggest mouth in our whole family. This works out well for me as a parent of a 17 year old, as I usually know what is going on in her life.
Just the other day she announced that her best guy friend (a friend she has had since elementary school) was back from vacation. She was excited to hang out with him and catch up.
When she returned from hanging out she declared that her friend, lets call him Stanly, had brought back scented candles and 5 different kinds of tea from his vacation, for himself.
"Isn't that great Mom?" she asked. I must have looked a bit befuddled, because she continued to remind me: "I've always wanted a gay guy as a best friend, and I think he may be the ONE!"