Monday, April 16, 2012

some guarantees of living with teenaged girls

Toilet paper will always be in short supply.

The only day of the week you finally get around to giving the kitchen a good clean scrub is guaranteed to be the day before a HUGE project is due at school. Said project always seems to include at least two and often all of the following: baking, gallons of glitter, melting chocolate, a glue gun and lots of crying and or whining and or screaming.  Said project never includes cleaning up after oneself.  Must be the small print, but clean up just never happens.
  
There will be a Dairy Queen run once a month, if you know what I mean.

After 4 daughters and a total of a combined 49 (yes, I had to use a calculator) dress worthy events (school dances, proms and graduations), dress shopping will cease to be enjoyable.  Especially when all four girls attended or continue to attend schools with strict dress codes.   Can you imagine the wedding shopping!?

There will be NO way to contain all of the shoes and boots in an orderly fashion. 





 HELP!

 


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